पार्लियामेंट पहुंचने का शॉर्ट टर्म कोर्स


चाय पीने वालों को भी निराश होने की जरूरत नहीं, आपको अपनी नौकरी छोड़कर चायवाला बनने की सलाह नहीं देंगे. चाय वाले चाय बनाते हुए सैटेलाइट, डीटीएच, इंटरनेट और मोबाइल के इस्तेमाल से चाय को और टेस्टी बनाया करेंगे और आप भी चाय पीते हुए आराम से उसमें सैटेलाइट, डीटीएच, इंटरनेट और मोबाइल का जायका लीजिए! मिला न मोदी जी का नायाब तोहफा.

हमेशा की तरह एक बार फिर हमारे बहुचर्चित ‘पीएम इन वेटिंग’ नरेंद्र मोदी जी चर्चा में हैं. वह इस बार खूनी पंजे के खतरों से आगाह नहीं कर रहे हैं बल्कि फुटपाथ पार्लियामेंट बनाने के लिए चर्चा में हैं. घबराइए मत केजरीवाल की तरह यहां हंगामा नहीं मचने वाला, भगदड़ नहीं मचेगी और आपके हाथ-पैर भी सलामत रहेंगे. दरअसल मोदी जी साधारण चाय बनाने वालों को हाइटेक चाय बनाने की सलाह दे रहे हैं.

पीएम इन वेटिंग के साथ चाय पीना कोई छोटी बात नहीं लेकिन मोदी जी की दानवीरता देखिए वे अपनी बड़ी सी ‘पीएम इन वेटिंग’ की हस्ती को चाय की दुकान वालों के साथ बैठकर चाय पीने के लिए कुर्बान कर रहे हैं. तो अब चाय की स्टॉल पर चाय बनाते हुए चायवालों, सतर्क हो जाओ! ‘पार्लियामेंट पहुंचने का शॉर्ट टर्म कोर्स’ सीखना है या नहीं!

चाय पीने वालों को भी निराश होने की जरूरत नहीं, आपको अपनी नौकरी छोड़कर चायवाला बनने की सलाह नहीं देंगे. चाय वाले चाय बनाते हुए सैटेलाइट, डीटीएच, इंटरनेट और मोबाइल के इस्तेमाल से चाय को और टेस्टी बनाया करेंगे और आप भी चाय पीते हुए आराम से उसमें सैटेलाइट, डीटीएच, इंटरनेट और मोबाइल का जायका लीजिए! मिला न मोदी जी का नायाब तोहफा. तो मोदी जी से नाराज मत होइए कि वे बस हर चीज चाय वालों के लिए ही कर रहे हैं. आपके लिए एकदम नायाब हाइटेक चाय का तोहफा है भई! मजे लीजिए इस बेहतरीन चाय के!
अब चर्चा करते हैं ‘चाय पर चर्चा’ के फायदों की

narendra-modis-chai-pe-charcha-campaignइसके केवल यही दोतरफा फायदे नहीं बल्कि चौतरफा फायदे हैं. चाय बनाने के हुनर में माहिर मोदी जी 2 करोड़ लोगों को न केवल चाय बनाने वालों को पार्लियामेंट में आने के गुर सिखाएंगे बल्कि चाय के साथ इंग्लिश की चीनी कैसे तैयार की जाती है यह भी सिखाएंगे. इस चाय चर्चा पर वे बड़े ही भोले अंदाज में अपने अंग्रेजी के शब्दों को चाय की चीनी में घोलकर बताते हैं कि किस तरह वे चाय बनाते हुए आगे आए और पार्लियामेंट तक पहुंच गए.

डूबते को मजबूत खंभे का सहारा चाहिए

भले ही अभी तक मोदी जी प्रधानमंत्री बने नहीं हैं लेकिन प्रधानमंत्री की दावेदारी लेना भी कोई छोटी बात नहीं! चार बार लगातार दूध संपदा में धनी गुजरात को अपनी मीठी चाय से प्रभावित करना और मुख्यमंत्री बनना भी आसान नहीं है. इसलिए ‘चाय की चर्चा’ मीटिंग में मोदी जी अपने ‘देश की मनी’ को ‘ब्लैक मनी’ बनाकर बाहर रखने वालों के इन काले कारनामों को कैसे हराया जाय और कैसे उस ब्लैक मनी को व्हाइट मनी कर देश में पाई-पाई रुपया वापस लाया जाय यह भी सिखाएंगे. इतना ही नहीं इस शॉर्ट टर्म कोर्स में पर्लियामेंट तक पहुंचने के लिए किस प्रकार की शक्कर और गुड़ इस्तेमाल कर लोगों को प्रभावित करना चाहिए, किस प्रकार वादे करने चाहिए यह भी सिखाया जाएगा. तो सभी चाय वालों, तैयार हो जाओ! अगर फुटपाथ पार्लियामेंट बनाना है तो मोदी जी की ‘हाइटेक चाय चर्चा’ में शामिल होना है.

 

Originally posted in Dainik Jagran

नरेंद्र मोदी – एक मात्र विकल्प


नरेंद्र  मोदी – एक मात्र विकल्प
दोस्तों २०१४ का लोक सभा चुनाव कुछ ही महीनो में शुरू होनेवाला है और देश के दोनों बड़े दलों के साथ साथ क्षेत्रीय दलों ने भी तैयारिया शुरू कर दी है, वैसे में क्या आपने अपनी तैयारियां शुरू की है? यह चुनाव देश के आने वाले पांच साल तो तय करेगा ही बल्कि यह भी सुनिश्चित करेगा कि आने वाले दिनों में भारत विश्व पटल पे  किस तरह जाना जायेगा.
आज जब हमारे सभी पडोसी देश लगभग हमारे खिलाफ खड़े है और हम बस उन्हें मूक बने देख रहे है, भ्रस्टाचार,  दंगे, बलात्कार की खबरें रोज सुर्ख़ियों में होती है वैसे में आपको वोट देते वक़्त यह जरूर तय करना होगा कि भारत को आज किसी लोकप्रिय छवि, साफ़ चरित्र के व्यक्ति की ही नहीं बल्कि एक कुशल प्रशाशक कि जरूरत है जो कश्मीर, अरुणाचल में तैनात सैनिको का मान, दुश्मनो को जवाब देकर  बढ़ा सकें, जो इस देश की संस्कृति को सुरक्षित रखते हुए भारत को फिर से विश्व गुरु बना सकें। जो असम, हैदराबाद, मुज़फ्फरनगर, गुजरात, कश्मीर के दंगो को, जो दिल्ली, बैंगलोर, दिलसुखनगर, पटना, पुणे और ना जाने कितने जगहो पे हुए बम ब्लास्ट को रोकने का विश्वास दिला  सके और आतंकवादियों और धार्मिक गुरु कि खाल ओढ़े आतंकवादियों  को सजा दे सके. देश का प्रधानमंत्री ऐसा हो जिसका नाम लेते हुए खुद पे अभिमान हो और उसके काम करने का तरीका निस्पक्ष हो. नेता बराबरी की बात आरक्षण के आधार पर न करें और बिजली, पानी मुफ्त दे न दें, कश्मीर देने की बात करने वाला मूढ़ न हो.
दोस्तों आने वाले दिनों में आपको बहुत से विकल्प गिनाये जायेंगे, बहुत से नाम होंगे जिसे मीडिया एक और विकल्प कहकर पुकारेगी, सभी पार्टियां आपको नये नये वादों से रिझाने कि कोशिश करेगी, और मीडिया का सारा ध्यान हमेशा कि तरह खबरें बेच कर  TRP कबढने पर होगा, तब ये हमको निश्चित करना होगा कि क्या हम फिर से हाथ पर भरोसा करेंगे? क्षेत्रीय पार्टियों का कोई भरोसा नहीं और अगर वो राष्ट्रिय दलों के साथ मिलकर वोट नहीं लड़ते या फिर चुनाव पूर्व अपना रुख स्पष्ट नहीं करते फिर उनपर यकीं करना मेरी नजरों में तो बस बेवकूफी ही होगा। मीडिया आज आम आदमी पार्टी  को  शक्तिमान कि तरह पेश कर रहा है पर आम आदमी कि नीति स्पष्ट नहीं ना ही उनके पास कोई अनुभवी कुशल प्रशाशक है न उनकी दूरदर्शिता पर मुझे यकीन। पानी मुफ्त, बिजली के दाम कम करके उन्होंने अपना वादा पूरा किया है पर वो उसी भ्रष्टाचारी कांग्रेस के गोद में बैठ गए जिनके खिलाफ उन्हें लड़ना था. ऐसा ही कुछ हाल क्षेत्रीय दलों का भी होगा अतः एक बार विचार ले इस बार क्या वाक़ई में है कोई विकल्प या आप भी मानते है नरेंद्र  मोदी – एक मात्र विकल्प

I’m not only Indian.


Only Indian Or Indian First

Only Indian Or Indian First

I’m a poor student of science still I believe that I can understand the most of its tough concepts but sorry to say that I failed to understand my own constitution which says us that we all are equal and only Indian. I can’t understand that how can we all are equal when we have been categorized and getting reservation on the name of caste and community? I am not alone who has same feeling but there are many of my friends with same questions. Well I will come about our questions later but would like to share this news first with you which gives us some hope and more confusions.

Yesterday J&K High court in its verdict, once again reminded us that nation has no religion and we all are only Indian. Courts given instructions to Government and Election commission to stop those people who are trying to divide this nation on the name of religion. Court headed by Mr. Muzaffar Ali was giving his verdict to Kashmiri Hindus and given reference of Indian constitution that we all are only Indian and as per law we cannot add our nationality with religions.

I agree with the court that we should avoid dividing Indians on the name of Religion, Language, Caste and community. But unfortunately this is neither easy nor near to reality, Fact is most of us are feeling proud on what we are and we are associated with our religion, caste and community and so one order cannot make that expected change and that is when our own constitution has created so many confusions with their citizens’ identification and their rights.

It might possible that court is aware about NaMo’s Hindu Nationalist Remark and also about all ongoing communal clashes. Well, I do agree with Narendra Modi or anyone if he associated his belief with his nationality. I also proudly say that I am a Hindu nationalist and there is nothing wrong in it. Fact is that most of us are associated with any of religion and all religions teach us to live a better life and inspire us to make a better community so there is nothing wrong in it.

I also agree with the court’s point that government and election commission should stop those who are trying to divide country on the name of religion/caste/language or community. But we should not oppose or stop those who are uniting/ preaching/ inspiring us to make a better country and taking help of religions.

Now government/court and all who is part of this law making should clear our point and to come with a more clear and more real constitution which would be fairer for all and there would be nothing like general, SC, ST OBC or they should also add Religion because both are reality and in practice and if you ignore you mean only arrogant.

Can we ask?

  • Why not our court gives strong instructions to government to stop Caste based Reservation? If reservation is our need then it should be given to those who are needy Indians not a Needy SC/ST/OBC. I mean to say reservation should be given on the poverty level. It alarms unbiased minds that our constitution has defined a certain percentage of reserved seats in almost all fields and government has not an exact number of us that how many of us belong to general/SC/ST or OBC? (Without knowing the number don’t know how do they define percentage)
  • Why not election commission stopped political parties when they announce reservation before poll? (In UP state election SP, Congress and BSP were advocating for Muslim Reservation.)
  • How can anyone say that he is only Indian when constitution has divided him in Minority/Majority or in General/SC/ST or in OBC??
  • And What’s wrong in it if I say I’m Indian first but I am not only Indian, I’m a General Hindu Indian? It not only sounds more close to real but also clears some doubts. Don’t you think so?

२०१४ गुलज़ार होने वाला है तुझसे..


Life is Amazing-Narendra Modiआज मीडिया के चूल्हे इसी नाम से जलते है,
कांग्रेस, देश को गुमराह इस नाम पे करते है,
जो लड़ते थे आपस में कभी, आज इस नाम से चुप है,
अल्पसंख्यकों के पास कई सवाल है इस नाम से,
तो बहुसंख्यकों के कई जवाब है इस पहचान से,
आम आदमी को उम्मीद है जिससे,
मोदी,
२०१४ गुलज़ार होने वाला है तुझसे..

Yes, We Can..!


Modi-In-HyderabadWell, I am not surprise with the success of NaMo’s rally in Hyderabad but with the Media that how they failed to pick a single sentence on which they can mislead the country and gain some TRP for their business house. Well it was not a good day for Media as they failed to get a controversial statement from NaMo on which they can earn much needed money and blessing from her.

For me yesterday was a big day, as Modiji was addressing for first time after an ill minded statement from a traitor who challenged him to visit Hyderabad. I was confident that Modiji will visit Hyderabad one day but not expected that much support. Thank you Andhra, The real Indians. Yestedray, when Modi started his speech in Telugu, I felt touched. When he continued his speech in Hindi I felt proud. When he finish in English with Swami Vivekananda’s quote “Yes We Can. Yes We Will” I felt great. His speech and way of speech both reminded that what we need today is nothing but Unity.

Once he finished his speech my mind started asking how media will twist his words and will explain to the nation. I was sure that “Yes We Can” will beat Puppy remark and I feared that may be Media will say that Namo Has openly warned minority (2nd Majority) that “Yes We Can” but thanks to Krishna this time they failed and this biased media started saying that Modi has copied Obama’s punch. Our paid media hardly talk about his speech, his request to the people that live with harmony, His remark on Telangana and Seemandhra that they should celebrate the division for growth, the overwhelming crowd in inside and outside the stadium, and the chant of National Slogans. I would glued for some more time with my idiot box if they will show his speech in a right way but no they are just following their duties towards their business houses. Media hardly talk about Modiji’s remark on our silent PM, Corrupt UPA and their brainy/brainless (Well no comment, Better You can Judge) leaders remark on soldiers, their soft corners on Pak and China. Has Media covered that he asked the nation to crush the UPA why and how? Have some guts and do your duty with unprejudiced.

Modi In HyderabadI would be happy if you people will show the facts i.e.

  • Yesterday eve, Modi and Andhra Pradesh BJP has created a history in the Indian Politics as it was for first time that people get a ticket to listen a politician and the collected amount would be given to the another state for flood victims. What can be great than this?
  • Modi has urged people to crush this UPA who failed at every level. A Corrupt government who has failed to provide enough employability, failed to provide enough security to girls, farmers even our soldiers are not safe today in his regime. The PM and his ministers are good for nothing and failed to deliver what nation deserves.
  • Modi asked people with harmony and should celebrate the state division for better growth better opportunity.
  • Praised NTR and Asked TDP to fulfill the dream of NTR who wanted this nation Congress Free.
  • Given Example of Madhya Pradesh, Tamilnadu and Chhattisgarh’s development policy (Well about Gujrat no need to say anymore.)
  • The ill minded owaisi who challenged once modi was underground when Modi was in the city.
  • Well you have covered “Yes We Can”.

At last my heartfelt thanks to Mr K. Reddy for such rally which given us message that Together We Can.

Vande Matram..!

 

This Post is  By Sunny Kumar

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The Modi and secular media tussle is a fight between Bharat supported by the common man and India supported by the Nehruvian Network!


Arindam Chaudhuri, Editor-in-Chief, The Sunday IndianARINDAM CHAUDHURY | New Delhi,

I had too busy a schedule and was not planning to watch television when the Gujarat election results were supposed to be declared. But my colleagues insisted that I must watch at least some news channel, even if just for entertainment! So I sat in front of the TV; and while surfing channels, I saw a lot of important journalists and analysts on Times Now and decided to stay there for a while.

Honestly, I could not but help a Bangla expletive escape my mouth when I heard what some experts were saying. One was saying that Narendra Modi and his electoral victory was against the Constitution of India. Another was saying how the Gujarat verdict goes against the spirit of India and how the Idea of India is in danger. I always thought free and fair elections were a celebration of the Constitution, democracy and the Idea of India. So what was all this nonsense talk all about? The more I watched and the more I followed analysts in other news channels, I realized something simple: these individuals were very unhappy that Modi had won and they clearly would have preferred his loss. I also realized they hate him in a very irrational manner. For example, one person went on and on about how Modi is bad because he encourages a personality cult that revolves around Modi. Interestingly, nobody in that particular news panel found time to mention how more than 60 welfare schemes of the government are named after the Gandhi family. If that is not personality cult, what is? Someone else in some channel said that Modi is dictatorial and doesn’t allow any leader or voice to prosper under him. Then I thought, what is Congress if not dictatorial? Can any chief minister of any Congress-ruled state defy the central leadership the way Modi has repeatedly done? What will be the Congress minister’s fate if that happens? For that matter, I honestly think that at least some of the young Congress leaders – ranging from Sachin Pilot to Jyotiraditya Scindia to Milind Deora and some others – are better equipped to handle India than Rahul Gandhi. But not a single panelist in any TV channel was saying any of this.
So let us sum up something: the first thing is that most English media types absolutely hate Narendra Modi. That is all right. Even journalists have every right to hate someone. But I wondered how Modi’s victory could destroy India, the way so many senior journalists were complaining. So I asked my colleagues to note down the reasons why the English journalists hate Modi. The results were interesting. The first reason was that Modi is anti-Muslim and communal. The related reason was that Modi has apparently never apologized for the 2002 riots. The second reason was that he is interested only in projecting himself. The third reason was that he is supposedly a dictator and a fascist. And the fourth reason was that his claims of a developed Gujarat are, the journalists claim, hollow.

Just look at the irony of it. If Modi campaigns on the basis of identity, he is immediately branded a fascist cum communal monster. If he campaigns on the basis of his track record of development, a mountain of data is immediately forwarded that says that either other states are better performers than Gujarat or that Gujarat performs very badly on social indicators. Just figure this out. I do not recall any major journalist or media outlet pointing out the so-called poor indicators of social development in Gujarat till some time ago. But the moment Modi announced that his entire election campaign will be based on his track record of good governance and development, there were hundreds of stories about how Gujarat is not as developed as he claims. My colleague Sutanu forwarded me an article written by Pratap Bhanu Mehta in The Indian Express. I read that and realized I am not alone in wondering why the English media is irrationally hating Modi.

The fact is: it is a fight between India and Bharat. Narendra Modi for me represents Bharat while the English media represents India. Why am I saying it? The simple reason is that I am convinced that the English media is now a voice of the old feudal India where just a few people claim to know what is best for both India and Indians. On the other hand, Modi represents the other India – Bharat, if you will – which is deeply frustrated by the monopoly that the English media and its secular warriors exercise over information and messaging. The difference is stark: The English media absolutely blasts Modi when he talks about Sunanda Pushkar being a girlfriend of Shashi Tharoor. But even women journalists do not protest when Sanjay Nirupam behaves in the most despicable manner with Smriti Irani on live TV. The kind of people that Modi represents understand this hypocrisy and this brazen double-standard. And if you go by election results, they are not impressed. But this is a genuine divide and there is already a war between Bharat and India over what India is.
Narendra Modi
What is India? If you go by my definition of English media, India is an artificial country that should not have happened. India is, for them and their cheerleaders like Arundhati Roy, a country so ridden with a million mutinies that it has no hope of survival. Most of the English media seems resigned to India being an ungovernable country where religion, caste and ethnic identity matter more than humanity. Besides, most people who subscribe to the English media world-view have a 67-year-old Nehruvian Network to fall back upon if required. In stark contrast, the people who genuinely support Modi – I am not talking about his new converts who are the educated middle class – are people who would be uncomfortable speaking in English even though they are enormously successful in their own lives. You can see them easily dismissed in English TV channel debates when more articulate English-speaking types take over the floor.

I mentioned something called a Nehruvian Network just a while ago. What do I mean by it? I think the Nehruvian Network is something that has been working in India since before 1947. It is basically a set of ideas and people who, deep down, think that the system set up by the British was the best. They are the ultimate Brown Sahebs. They will write or propagate anything that comes out in the media in the West. They love to bash India through novels and books. They are absolutely convinced that Indians need a bit of civilization. They snort and snigger when a politician like Uma Bharti or Mayawati or Modi rises up from nowhere, proudly displays his or her lack of English communication skills and yet manages to persuade voters to do the right thing. The Nehruvian Network cannot simply understand why such low-class types become powerful. You see, things were so much better when only children of politicians and bureaucrats who spoke impeccable English were there to dictate the agenda for the nation.

My colleague Sutanu forwarded me a tweet in which some journalist, just before Diwali, had actually abused Ram in the most offensive and disgraceful manner. Sutanu told me that nothing will happen due to that tweet and no riots will occur. For me, that kind of abuse of a deity whom Hindus revere as a God is extremely provocative. Actually, nothing happened. But then I realized, irrespective of all this, Modi will forever be held guilty for 2002, even if the Supreme Court says he is not culpable.

That is because the gulf between India and Bharat will never cease. I attend parties where my friends talk derisively about ‘those low-class people’. They have absolutely no sense of guilt that they are describing fellow Indians. For them, India is where and how they live. But the problem is, people like Narendra Modi are actually threatening this feudal cartel of the privileged. You see, no, not even Atal Bihari Vajpayee threatened this cozy equation. No wonder, the English media hates Modi so intensely.

This battle between India and Bharat started in the 1980s. It has thrown up many heroes and heroines who fight for India. Modi is the first person who is fighting aggressively on behalf of Bharat and he seems to be winning. Imagine an India where Congress chamchas, JNU intellectuals and their fellow travelers won’t have access to power in Delhi! No wonder, the secular English media hates Namo so passionately.

I think this will be the most interesting political battle in India since the days of Mahatma Gandhi. He settled that one in favor of Nehru… and Vallabhbhai Patel, a Gujarati, died a second fiddle. There is no Mahatma Gandhi now; only voters. So Rahul Gandhi or Modi? We were the first to do a survey between the Rahul versus Modi possibility and Modi came out to be the sure-shot winner! If you have doubts, keep watching the big fight!!! Bharat is destined to win this time!

(The views expressed in the blog are that of the author, Arindam chaudhary, and originally posted in The Sunday Indian)